[Update] 'Burnley wil zestien miljoen euro betalen voor Daramy'

For any Burnley fans visiting: we are taking hit after hit this transfer window. We already lost our most promising defending talent Bassey to Fulham for a ridiculously low fee and on top of that we also had to say goodbye to our club legend Dusan Tadic, who left us as a free agent. We are already in deep financial trouble caused by our former technical directors and we can't sell our most promising attacking talent Daramy for a penny or two. Please go to your club's social pages and urge them to pay us at least 20 million £ pounds so that we can have a breather and no longer have to worry about Financial Fair Play rules for the near future. [EDIT: Mama! Ik heb eindelijk de topcomment op AS met 100 likes! Pak de camera snel!]